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(Just a quick note, the site is remaining. The blog format is going away. Look for a new format sometime soon... The blog posts will remain up for now.) Well, folks, I think the joke is all but dead. The "plumber" gig lasted a hell of a lot longer than I thought it would (hey, people are still talking about that guy and the election's been over for four months!). In any event, Dirty Joe will cease to exist later this week get a new format. In the meantime, we'll be setting up shop on Spork Fu!, as part of the "Peepshow" section of the site (Not quite yet. Long story, too boring for now...). Any questions should be directed to webmaster@sporkfu.com, as the E-Mails will be shut down here by the end of the week. Thank you, and good night see you later.

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• This teen gets her tight pussy pounded next to the pool. . Click here to see more. #
• This is one hot and kinky threesome!. Click here to see more. #
• Usually the top is off or pulled down when a girl is in the throes of a hot and sticky session. In Africa's latest adventure, she keeps her tight top on for a good while so we can see that sweater stretched by her ample tits which seem to look bigger lately. This is Africa at her hottest and that's saying a mouthful. It's hotter than her threesome with Cassitty a few years ago. In these pictures, she's doing things with this dude's cock that surprised even us. It's her second derriere-driller on Scoreland. Why did Africa choose now to do more? After all, she debuted here in 2001 and didn't get caboosed for years. "Well, the fans are the ones who prompted this and I like to please them," Africa said. "They've been asking to see me do anal. I enjoy it if my partner knows what he's doing and has experience. That's very important. I love anal if it's done right. Good anal for me is as good as good pussy sex...only it seems more forbidden. This was very hot for me...he had a nice, hard cock and he fucked me really good in my pussy and ass." #
• The power of big tits in tight tops switches the male brain to stupid mode. This is a scientific fact that has been proven with brainwave scans and MRIs. This pictorial, Sweater Stretchers, dramatizes this phenomenon. Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh spend an hour in the SCORE Studio trying on sweaters and tight tops. Which one do you like? They're all sexy. Summer tells Morgan that she's gotten horny from all the boobie display and the feel of the fabric against her nipples. She asks Morgan to walk with her to the warehouse where one of the hired studs is unloading boxes of magazines for a few extra bucks on a slow day. Summer hits him up and asks him if he has the time to take a few photos back at the studio. No one in his right mind would say no to that indecent proposal. Summer wants Morgan to stay and watch. If Morgan hangs out with them, Summer will be hornier. She'll orgasm harder having a busty hottie next to her. Summer also wants to suck Morgan's nipples and have Morgan suck her nipples while she gets a cock to stroke and fill her cunt. Morgan agrees. She's never seen another couple fuck in person before. She's watched full-sex videos but that's not the same thing as real people screwing a few centimeters away. The girls decide to leave their sweaters on, leaving their bazooms exposed. Morgan's fascinated by how Summer uses her mouth on Mac's schvanz. Summer's highly-rated at cocksucking and tit-fucking. Morgan doesn't want to be a porn mega-star like Summer but she's absorbed by Summer's technique, nonetheless. Summer gets off physically and psychologically as Morgan stares at Mac banging the hot Bostonian. Summer especially wants Morgan to witness Mac spewing the contents of his testicles on her well-fucked hooters. She'd love to see Morgan have a taste. It was a jammin' afternoon for all three. Summer got more than her sweater stretched and Morgan got an eyeful. #
• We'd never heard of Bella Storm until she sent in her photos to BeAScoreModel.com. A Florida girl, she's a 21 year-old student, an agent, and she wants to be in adult mags and videos. Fucking a total stranger is cool to her. No fuss. No muss. Bella's come to the right place for global exposure. She describes her special talents as loving anal sex. In fact, we'll be seeing that special talent in this introductory Scoreland.com Hardcore Special as Bella's butt is filled to the brim in a hot ass-crammer. "I was alway curious about anal sex. I love it in my pussy but anal always seemed hotter. Then I tried it and loved it. I guess that's why I was drawn to it and became such a willing student." Another special talent she has is cock sucking. Her approach is studious and loving. "Sucking a guy off makes me wet," Bella says. "Sometimes I'll finger my pussy while I blow a guy. That gets me ready to spread my legs open and fuck." See Bella Storm's video "A Storm Is Cumming." #
• Meggie Gold says her fantasy is to have sex while skydiving. We considered the complexities, logistics and liabilities of filming this fantasy and said "Okay, next idea." Fucking on a nice, bouncy bed or a couch is much more stable than trying to fuck (and film) as one heads towards fairly hard soil at an average speed of 160 miles per hour. And don't even think about what kind of cum shot it would be. No, Meggie's Lara Croft fantasy will have to wait. What else can we tell you about her? She's a photographer herself. She doesn't play or watch sports. She likes the TV show Dexter. She wears boy shorts and she sleeps wearing a bra. She masturbates a few times a week with a blue vibrator called Moe. She didn't say why its name is More but we don't think it's named after Moe Howard of the Three Stooges. Meggie also says her hobbies are playing poker, billiards and going to see punk rock bands. Why does she want to have sex on film? "I like excitement," Meggie reveals. "I watch porn and I like it. There are more girls into watching porn than people realize. My sex life got kinda boring and routine, and I wasn't getting that much, anyway. I thought it would be fun to fuck guys who fuck professionally...guys with porn cocks. Guys like that are not shy and reserved with sexually assertive girls like me." See Meggie's video in SCORE Theater. She has natural talent. #
• It's picnic time for Michelle Honey & Tony. Today Michelle is on the menu, the best tasting item here. Tony will be drilling for ass today and Michelle's butt is as sweet as honey. No box lunch for him. He hopes to squeeze it in to the hilt. Michelle is the accomodating type so he should be a happy dude by the time he drops his nut. This is Michelle's first time on Scoreland. She's from Las Vegas by way of New York and loves to fuck outdoors...parks, fields, rooftops, parking lots, balconies. The girl likes fresh air. If you admit to watching the Tyra Banks TV talk show, you may remember Michelle from a 2006 show called "A Day In The Life of A Porn Star." Today our time with Michelle is only going to be about twenty minutes, but an action-packed twenty minutes with less talk, more sucking! See Michelle Honey in A Taste Of Honey in SCORE Theater! #